The Dirty Ro’s Creator Code

(aka “Don’t Be a Dick Unless It’s Funny”)

Dirty Ro’s was built to be bold, unfiltered, and funny as hell—but never cruel.
This ain’t just a vibe. It’s the line we don’t cross.


🚫 Punch Up, Not Down

Mock power, not the powerless. If you're aiming low, you're doing it wrong.


⚔️Equal Opportunity Offender

We roast everyone—including ourselves. If you can't take a joke, don't throw one.


💀 No Hate, Just Grit

Be dirty, not cruel.
No racism. No sexism. No phobic crap. That sh*t’s lazy.


🎖️ Respect the Uniform, Roast the Brass

We honor the vets.
We clown the dumb orders. You’ve earned it.


🎯 Read the Room, Then Light It Up

Not every joke is for every crowd. Know the vibe.
Then go full send.


💡 Be Intentional

If it’s funny and fearless, it flies.
If it’s lazy or mean, it gets trashed.


🐓 Dirty Ro’s is Built Different.

We don’t apologize for being loud.
But we damn sure stay sharp, aware, and deliberate.

Wear it. Regret nothing.


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