Dirty Ro's Apparel
ADHD Squirrel Moment | Tank Top
ADHD Squirrel Moment | Tank Top
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Clinically accurate-ish.
This chaotic little squirrel captures the ADHD experience better than any psych textbook. Half focus, half panic, and zero follow-through. Whether you’ve got it, love someone who does, or just operate in full squirrel-mode by 10am, this shirt gets it.
Warning: May trigger sudden laughter, distracted storytelling, and the urge to reorganize your entire garage at midnight.
Tank Top
For cornhole tourneys, garage days, beach beers, or showing off tattoos you may or may not regret—this unisex tank is lightweight, breathable, and built for summer-level shenanigans. It’s the kind of top that makes you forget sleeves were ever a thing. A solid pick for BBQs, bar nights, or just flexing while pretending you actually hit the gym.
Product Features
- Side seams for shape that doesn’t bail after a few washes.
- Self-fabric binding for a clean, finished look.
- Lightweight cotton/poly blend that can take some abuse.
- Fabric blends: Solid colors – 100% cotton; Heather colors – 52% cotton, 48% polyester; Athletic Heather – 90% cotton, 10% polyester; Triblend – 50% polyester, 25% cotton, 25% rayon.
- Meets flammability level requirements (don’t test it, though).
Care Instructions
- Machine wash warm, inside out if you give a damn.
- Non-chlorine bleach only.
- Tumble dry medium.
- Don’t iron the damn graphic.
- It’s a tank, not an excuse to skip arm day.
XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | |
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Width, in | 16.26 | 18.23 | 20.24 | 22.24 | 24.25 | 26.22 |
Length, in | 25.98 | 26.97 | 27.99 | 28.98 | 30.00 | 30.98 |
Arm opening, in | 9.50 | 10.12 | 10.75 | 11.63 | 12.50 | 13.37 |
Size tolerance, in | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 |









