Beatings Will Continue Until Morale Improves | Coffee Mug

A classic line straight from the trenches of military humor. Perfect for anyone who’s served under “motivational” leadership or survived the kind of pep talks that come with a steel-toe.

Wear it, laugh about it, and maybe trigger a few flashbacks. No briefing required.

The Mug
Start your day the Dirty Ro’s way—hot caffeine, questionable decisions, and zero apologies. This glossy ceramic mug isn’t just for coffee or tea, it’s for whatever keeps you from throat-punching before noon. Built tough enough for daily abuse, but pretty enough to show off at work or while hiding from your family. Makes a killer gift for birthdays, holidays, or anyone who needs a little attitude with their morning brew.

Product Features
- Glossy ceramic finish with colors loud enough to wake you up.
- Print that actually lasts (unlike your last relationship).
- Microwave-safe, because reheating is life.
- Dishwasher-safe, because handwashing is overrated.
- Durable AF — keeps looking good no matter how many late nights you put it through.

Care Instructions
- Dishwasher or hand wash, your call.
- Soap and warm water work best.
- It’s a cup, not a crystal ball. Don’t be a dumbass—don’t drop it.