Dirty Ro's Apparel
Beatings Will Continue Until Morale Improves | Everyday Hoodie
Beatings Will Continue Until Morale Improves | Everyday Hoodie
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A classic line straight from the trenches of military humor. Perfect for anyone who’s served under “motivational” leadership or survived the kind of pep talks that come with a steel-toe.
Wear it, laugh about it, and maybe trigger a few flashbacks. No briefing required.
Everyday Hoodie
Your new uniform for beer runs, garage hangs, or binge-watching shows you’ll never admit to liking. This midweight fleece hoodie is soft enough to nap in but tough enough to handle late-night bonfires, league nights, or just surviving Monday. Relaxed fit, cozy hood, big-ass pocket—basically everything you need in life except good decisions. Also makes a badass gift for birthdays, holidays, or anyone who lives in hoodies year-round (we see you).
Product Features
- 2-piece jersey-lined hood for warmth and style.
- Relaxed fit with dropped shoulders—casual but not sloppy.
- Pouch pocket big enough for snacks, flasks, or just your hands.
- Sustainable manufacturing certified by OEKO-TEX Standard 100.
- Socially responsible production (FLA + WRAP certified).
- Fabric blend: 80% ring-spun cotton / 20% polyester with 100% cotton face for a soft, premium feel.
- Dark Heather: 50/50 cotton/poly. Sport Grey: 75/25 cotton/poly.
Care Instructions
- Machine wash cold, gentle cycle, inside out if you give a damn.
- Tumble dry low.
- Non-chlorine bleach only.
- Don’t dry clean.
- Don’t iron the damn graphic.
- It’s a hoodie, not your security blanket (well… maybe).
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 |
| Sleeve length from center back, in | 34.00 | 35.00 | 36.00 | 37.00 | 38.00 | 39.00 | 40.00 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 |
