Beatings Will Continue Until Morale Improves | Flask

A classic line straight from the trenches of military humor. Perfect for anyone who’s served under “motivational” leadership or survived the kind of pep talks that come with a steel-toe.

Wear it, laugh about it, and maybe trigger a few flashbacks. No briefing required.

Flask
Your pocket-sized partner for bad ideas, good stories, and drinks you don’t wanna pay bar prices for. This 6oz stainless steel flask is built for tailgates, concerts, camping trips, or sneaking a little “liquid courage” into family gatherings. Sleek, tough, and just the right size to carry the fun without getting caught (probably). Makes a killer gift for birthdays, graduations, or anyone who thinks hydration should come with a kick.

Product Features
- Stainless steel construction—durable, rust-resistant, and built for trouble.
- Leak-proof lid with a secure seal so your secret stash stays secret.
- Double-wall insulation to keep your pour hot or cold longer.
- Powder-coated finish—sleek, modern, and ready for abuse.
- 6oz capacity—just enough to share, but only if you like them.

Care Instructions
- Hand wash only.
- Don’t microwave (what the hell are you thinking?).
- It’s a flask, not a magic lamp—stop rubbing it.