Beatings Will Continue Until Morale Improves | Tank Top

A classic line straight from the trenches of military humor. Perfect for anyone who’s served under “motivational” leadership or survived the kind of pep talks that come with a steel-toe.

Wear it, laugh about it, and maybe trigger a few flashbacks. No briefing required.

Tank Top
For cornhole tourneys, garage days, beach beers, or showing off tattoos you may or may not regret—this unisex tank is lightweight, breathable, and built for summer-level shenanigans. It’s the kind of top that makes you forget sleeves were ever a thing. A solid pick for BBQs, bar nights, or just flexing while pretending you actually hit the gym.

Product Features
- Side seams for shape that doesn’t bail after a few washes.
- Self-fabric binding for a clean, finished look.
- Lightweight cotton/poly blend that can take some abuse.
- Fabric blends: Solid colors – 100% cotton; Heather colors – 52% cotton, 48% polyester; Athletic Heather – 90% cotton, 10% polyester; Triblend – 50% polyester, 25% cotton, 25% rayon.
- Meets flammability level requirements (don’t test it, though).

Care Instructions
- Machine wash warm, inside out if you give a damn.
- Non-chlorine bleach only.
- Tumble dry medium.
- Don’t iron the damn graphic.
- It’s a tank, not an excuse to skip arm day.