Big Cock Chicken | Soft AF Tee

This poultry-powered punchline is cocky, cheeky, and dangerously cluckin’ hilarious. Whether you’ve got hens in the yard or just a big sense of humor, this one's for you.

The Shirt:

This ain’t your average stiff, boxy tee. It’s soft, lightweight, and pre-shrunk to fit right from day one. Built to hold up through bag tosses, beer spills, and trash talk.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (heathers include polyester)
• 4.2 oz fabric weight
• Side-seamed + shoulder-taped
• Made in Guatemala, Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

The Fine Print:
Each shirt is made just for you after you order. That means it ships a bit slower, but you’re not getting mass-produced junk. No warehouses. No waste. Just fresh, filthy gear made on demand.

Care Instructions:
Wash cold. Dry low. Don’t bleach. Don’t iron the damn graphic.
Turn it inside out if you wanna keep it lookin’ badass.
It’s a shirt, not a houseplant.