Embrace the Suck | V-Neck Tee

You can’t fix it. You can’t escape it. You just gotta put the gas mask on and embrace the suck.

Born in the trenches of chemical warfare drills and endless hurry-up-and-wait, this shirt is for the ones who push through, not tap out. A nod to the mindset that got you through the worst—and still shows up every damn day.

V-Neck Tee
For when you want to look just a little classier while still talking shit. This unisex V-Neck is soft, lightweight, and flattering without trying too hard. Perfect for summer hangs, layering under a hoodie, or making your “I woke up like this” look slightly more believable. It’s comfort, style, and a hint of attitude—all in one cut that works anywhere from BBQs to bar nights.

Product Features
- Soft, breathable, and won’t suffocate you.
- Fabric blend: Solid Colors - Lightweight 100% cotton, Heather colors - 52% cotton, 48% polyester; Athletic Heather - 90% cotton, 10% polyester.
- Modern V-neck fit that looks good without screaming “try-hard.”
- Durable side seams keep it in shape, no matter how many washes.
- Ethically made and Fair Labor Association compliant (don’t worry, still dirty).
- Tear-away label—because scratchy neck tags are for amateurs.

Care Instructions
- Machine wash warm, inside out if you give a damn.
- Tumble dry low, don’t torch it.
- Non-chlorine bleach if you must.
- Don’t iron the damn graphic.
- It’s a shirt, not rocket science.