Every Move You Make Dog | 12oz Tumbler

Your dog isn’t just watching you—they’re judging you.

Every snack you make, every bite you take, those hungry eyes are burning holes straight into your soul. This funny dog shirt nails the obsession only pet owners know: you don’t own the dog. The dog owns you.

Perfect for pet parents, treat pushers, and anyone who’s been guilt-tripped by a silent stare.

12oz Tumbler
For whiskey at night, coffee in the morning, and cocktails in between. This 12oz stainless steel tumbler keeps your drink exactly how you like it—hot, cold, or strong enough to make bad ideas sound good. Perfect for tailgates, late nights, early mornings, or hiding from responsibility. If it fuels you, this tumbler holds it.

Product Features
- Stainless steel construction—durable, rust-resistant, and built for real life.
- Insulated design keeps drinks cold up to 12 hours, hot up to 6.
- Full wrap print that actually lasts (unlike your resolutions).
- Clear, BPA-free lid with slide closure to minimize spills.
- 12oz size—just right for whiskey pours, strong coffee, or cocktails that get you through Monday.

Care Instructions
- Hand wash only.
- Don’t microwave—this ain’t magic, it’s metal.
- It’s a tumbler, not your therapist.