Every Move You Make Dog | Coffee Mug

Your dog isn’t just watching you—they’re judging you.

Every snack you make, every bite you take, those hungry eyes are burning holes straight into your soul. This funny dog shirt nails the obsession only pet owners know: you don’t own the dog. The dog owns you.

Perfect for pet parents, treat pushers, and anyone who’s been guilt-tripped by a silent stare.

The Mug
Start your day the Dirty Ro’s way—hot caffeine, questionable decisions, and zero apologies. This glossy ceramic mug isn’t just for coffee or tea, it’s for whatever keeps you from throat-punching before noon. Built tough enough for daily abuse, but pretty enough to show off at work or while hiding from your family. Makes a killer gift for birthdays, holidays, or anyone who needs a little attitude with their morning brew.

Product Features
- Glossy ceramic finish with colors loud enough to wake you up.
- Print that actually lasts (unlike your last relationship).
- Microwave-safe, because reheating is life.
- Dishwasher-safe, because handwashing is overrated.
- Durable AF — keeps looking good no matter how many late nights you put it through.

Care Instructions
- Dishwasher or hand wash, your call.
- Soap and warm water work best.
- It’s a cup, not a crystal ball. Don’t be a dumbass—don’t drop it.