Every Move You Make Dog | Crewneck Sweatshirt

Your dog isn’t just watching you—they’re judging you.

Every snack you make, every bite you take, those hungry eyes are burning holes straight into your soul. This funny dog shirt nails the obsession only pet owners know: you don’t own the dog. The dog owns you.

Perfect for pet parents, treat pushers, and anyone who’s been guilt-tripped by a silent stare.

Crewneck Sweatshirt
Warm, cozy, and built for lazy Sundays, beer runs, or pretending you’re “just chilling” while silently roasting everyone in the room. This unisex crewneck is heavy enough to keep you from freezing your ass off, but soft enough to live in all day. Perfect for casual nights, cold garages, or gifting to that one friend who refuses to dress like an adult.

Product Features
- Cozy 50/50 cotton/poly blend that handles colder months like a champ.
- Fabric blends: Heather Sport colors – 60% polyester, 40% cotton.
- No side seams for a clean look (and less fabric waste).
- Ribbed knit collar that actually keeps its shape.
- Double-needle stitching where it counts, so it lasts longer than your New Year’s resolutions.
- Ethically produced with US cotton and OEKO-TEX certified dyes.

Care Instructions
- Machine wash cold, inside out if you give a damn.
- Tumble dry low.
- Non-chlorine bleach if you must.
- Don’t iron the damn graphic.
- It’s a sweatshirt, not your emotional support animal.