Every Move You Make Dog | Long Sleeve Tee

Your dog isn’t just watching you—they’re judging you.

Every snack you make, every bite you take, those hungry eyes are burning holes straight into your soul. This funny dog shirt nails the obsession only pet owners know: you don’t own the dog. The dog owns you.

Perfect for pet parents, treat pushers, and anyone who’s been guilt-tripped by a silent stare.

Long Sleeve Tee
Lightweight, badass, and ready for tailgates, trash talk, or keeping your arms warm when the sun dips. This unisex long sleeve has that perfect vintage feel—soft, comfy, and built for whatever kind of trouble you’re getting into. Rock it solo, layer it under a hoodie, or wear it to remind your buddies who’s boss on league night. Also makes a solid gift for birthdays, holidays, or anyone who appreciates sarcasm with sleeves.

Product Features
- Environmentally-friendly cotton with a thicker vintage feel.
- Seamless tubular knit—less waste, no awkward side seams.
- Elastic ribbed collar that actually holds its shape.
- Shoulder tape to keep it from stretching out like your gym shorts.
- Classic fit that works for damn near everyone.
- Fabric blends: Solid colors – 100% cotton; Safety & Heather colors – 50% cotton, 50% polyester; Sport Grey – 90% cotton, 10% polyester.

Care Instructions
- Machine wash cold, inside out if you give a damn.
- Tumble dry medium heat.
- Non-chlorine bleach only.
- Don’t dry clean.
- Don’t iron the damn graphic.
- It’s a shirt, not a chemistry experiment.