Every Move You Make Dog | Soft AF Tee

Your dog isn’t just watching you—they’re judging you.

Every snack you make, every bite you take, those hungry eyes are burning holes straight into your soul. This funny dog shirt nails the obsession only pet owners know: you don’t own the dog. The dog owns you.

Perfect for pet parents, treat pushers, and anyone who’s been guilt-tripped by a silent stare.

Soft AF Tee
Softer than your ex’s excuses and way more reliable. This unisex Soft AF Tee is lightweight, breathable, and built for all the dumb shit life throws at you—BBQs, league nights, couch naps, or just flipping off your neighbor. It’s the flagship Dirty Ro’s shirt because once you wear it, every other tee feels like sandpaper. Makes a killer gift for birthdays, holidays, or anyone who could use a wardrobe upgrade with a side of attitude.

Product Features
- No side seams, no bulk, no bullshit.
- Ribbed collar that won’t get floppy after a few washes.
- Shoulder tape so it keeps its shape instead of sagging like your buddy’s old recliner.
- Smooth, soft, and ready for abuse.
- Fabric blends: Solid Colors - 100% ring-spun cotton, Heather colors – 35% ring-spun cotton, 65% polyester; Sport Grey & Antique colors – 90% cotton, 10% polyester; Graphite Heather – 50% ring-spun cotton, 50% polyester.
- Ethically made with US cotton (don’t worry, still badass).

Care Instructions
- Machine wash cold, inside out if you give a damn.
- Tumble dry low—don’t fry it.
- Don’t bleach. Don’t dry clean.
- Don’t iron the damn graphic.
- It’s a shirt, not a houseplant.