Every Move You Make Dog | Tank Top

Your dog isn’t just watching you—they’re judging you.

Every snack you make, every bite you take, those hungry eyes are burning holes straight into your soul. This funny dog shirt nails the obsession only pet owners know: you don’t own the dog. The dog owns you.

Perfect for pet parents, treat pushers, and anyone who’s been guilt-tripped by a silent stare.

Tank Top
For cornhole tourneys, garage days, beach beers, or showing off tattoos you may or may not regret—this unisex tank is lightweight, breathable, and built for summer-level shenanigans. It’s the kind of top that makes you forget sleeves were ever a thing. A solid pick for BBQs, bar nights, or just flexing while pretending you actually hit the gym.

Product Features
- Side seams for shape that doesn’t bail after a few washes.
- Self-fabric binding for a clean, finished look.
- Lightweight cotton/poly blend that can take some abuse.
- Fabric blends: Solid colors – 100% cotton; Heather colors – 52% cotton, 48% polyester; Athletic Heather – 90% cotton, 10% polyester; Triblend – 50% polyester, 25% cotton, 25% rayon.
- Meets flammability level requirements (don’t test it, though).

Care Instructions
- Machine wash warm, inside out if you give a damn.
- Non-chlorine bleach only.
- Tumble dry medium.
- Don’t iron the damn graphic.
- It’s a tank, not an excuse to skip arm day.