Fast Side, Slow Side, Dirty Every Damn Time | Soft AF Tee

Fast or slow? Doesn’t matter—either way, you're gettin' dirty. Whether you’re sliding in smooth or hitting it hard and sticky, this tee celebrates your love for filthy throws and innuendo-filled game nights. You’re not just tossing bags—you’re making statements, and probably making Grandma blush.

The Shirt:
Not your stiff-ass boxy tee. Soft, lightweight, and pre-shrunk to fit right the first time. Holds up through bags, beer spills, and trash talk.

• 100% combed ring-spun cotton (heathers include poly)

• 4.2 oz fabric

• Side-seamed + shoulder-taped

• Made in Guatemala, Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

The Fine Print:
We make this shirt after you order—so it ships slower, but you’re not getting mass-produced junk. No warehouses. No waste. Just fresh, filthy gear.

Care Instructions:
Wash cold. Dry low. Don’t bleach. Don’t iron the damn graphic.
Turn it inside out if you wanna keep it lookin’ good.
It’s a shirt, not a houseplant.