Feast Mode: Unhinged — Thanksgiving 2025 Edition | Soft AF Tee

This year’s Thanksgiving isn’t for the faint of heart — it’s Feast Mode: Unhinged.

If your family gathering feels more like The Real Hunger Games than a Hallmark special, this shirt’s for you. The chaos casserole, the last-minute gravy, the timer that never got set — it’s all part of the tradition. Wear it proud, laugh harder, and remember: no one leaves hungry (or sane).

Soft AF Tee
Softer than your ex’s excuses and way more reliable. This unisex Soft AF Tee is lightweight, breathable, and built for all the dumb shit life throws at you—BBQs, league nights, couch naps, or just flipping off your neighbor. It’s the flagship Dirty Ro’s shirt because once you wear it, every other tee feels like sandpaper. Makes a killer gift for birthdays, holidays, or anyone who could use a wardrobe upgrade with a side of attitude.

Product Features
- No side seams, no bulk, no bullshit.
- Ribbed collar that won’t get floppy after a few washes.
- Shoulder tape so it keeps its shape instead of sagging like your buddy’s old recliner.
- Smooth, soft, and ready for abuse.
- Fabric blends: Solid Colors - 100% ring-spun cotton, Heather colors – 35% ring-spun cotton, 65% polyester; Sport Grey & Antique colors – 90% cotton, 10% polyester; Graphite Heather – 50% ring-spun cotton, 50% polyester.
- Ethically made with US cotton (don’t worry, still badass).

Care Instructions
- Machine wash cold, inside out if you give a damn.
- Tumble dry low—don’t fry it.
- Don’t bleach. Don’t dry clean.
- Don’t iron the damn graphic.
- It’s a shirt, not a houseplant.