Funny Don’t Ask Me to Fix Your Sht T-Shirt – Sarcastic Mechanic Humor Tee

You’ve got tools, skills, and zero interest in fixing someone else’s disaster. Let this shirt say what you’re too polite—or too fed up—to repeat for the hundredth time. Perfect for mechanics, tinkerers, and anyone tired of being the go-to fixer. 

The Shirt:

This ain’t your average stiff, boxy tee. It’s soft, lightweight, and pre-shrunk to fit right from day one. Built to hold up through bag tosses, beer spills, and trash talk.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (heathers include polyester)
• 4.2 oz fabric weight
• Side-seamed + shoulder-taped
• Made in Guatemala, Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

The Fine Print:

Each shirt is made just for you after you order. That means it ships a bit slower, but you’re not getting mass-produced junk. No warehouses. No waste. Just fresh, filthy gear made on demand.

Care Instructions:

Wash cold. Dry low. Don’t bleach. Don’t iron the damn graphic.

Turn it inside out if you wanna keep it lookin’ badass.

It’s a shirt, not a houseplant.