Funny Till Death Do Us Part Skeleton Couple T-Shirt – Marriage Humor T

Some couples say marriage is all about love, trust, and compromise. We say it’s about surviving each other’s quirks long enough to make it to the grave—preferably without one of you digging it early. Wear this and let ‘em know you’re in it for the long haul… or until she finally snaps.

The Shirt:
This ain’t your average stiff, boxy tee. It’s soft, lightweight, and pre-shrunk to fit right from day one. Built to hold up through bag tosses, beer spills, and trash talk.

100% combed and ring-spun cotton (heathers include polyester)
4.2 oz fabric weight
Side-seamed + shoulder-taped
Made in Guatemala, Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

The Fine Print:
Each shirt is made just for you after you order. That means it ships a bit slower, but you’re not getting mass-produced junk. No warehouses. No waste. Just fresh, filthy gear made on demand.

Care Instructions:
Wash cold. Dry low. Don’t bleach. Don’t iron the damn graphic.
Turn it inside out if you wanna keep it lookin’ badass.
It’s a shirt, not a houseplant.