Dirty Ro's Apparel
Fuzzy Cow FU | Everyday Hoodie
Fuzzy Cow FU | Everyday Hoodie
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Ever wanted to say “fuck you” without raising your voice or dropping your drink? Let the fuzzy little bull do it for you. This design is cute enough for grandma’s fridge but foul enough for your mood on a Monday.
Perfect for smart-asses, introverts, and emotionally exhausted adults with a soft side and a short fuse.
Everyday Hoodie
Your new uniform for beer runs, garage hangs, or binge-watching shows you’ll never admit to liking. This midweight fleece hoodie is soft enough to nap in but tough enough to handle late-night bonfires, league nights, or just surviving Monday. Relaxed fit, cozy hood, big-ass pocket—basically everything you need in life except good decisions. Also makes a badass gift for birthdays, holidays, or anyone who lives in hoodies year-round (we see you).
Product Features
- 2-piece jersey-lined hood for warmth and style.
- Relaxed fit with dropped shoulders—casual but not sloppy.
- Pouch pocket big enough for snacks, flasks, or just your hands.
- Sustainable manufacturing certified by OEKO-TEX Standard 100.
- Socially responsible production (FLA + WRAP certified).
- Fabric blend: 80% ring-spun cotton / 20% polyester with 100% cotton face for a soft, premium feel.
- Dark Heather: 50/50 cotton/poly. Sport Grey: 75/25 cotton/poly.
Care Instructions
- Machine wash cold, gentle cycle, inside out if you give a damn.
- Tumble dry low.
- Non-chlorine bleach only.
- Don’t dry clean.
- Don’t iron the damn graphic.
- It’s a hoodie, not your security blanket (well… maybe).
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 |
| Sleeve length from center back, in | 34.00 | 35.00 | 36.00 | 37.00 | 38.00 | 39.00 | 40.00 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 |
