Fuzzy Cow FU | Tank Top

Ever wanted to say “fuck you” without raising your voice or dropping your drink? Let the fuzzy little bull do it for you. This design is cute enough for grandma’s fridge but foul enough for your mood on a Monday.

Perfect for smart-asses, introverts, and emotionally exhausted adults with a soft side and a short fuse.

Tank Top
For cornhole tourneys, garage days, beach beers, or showing off tattoos you may or may not regret—this unisex tank is lightweight, breathable, and built for summer-level shenanigans. It’s the kind of top that makes you forget sleeves were ever a thing. A solid pick for BBQs, bar nights, or just flexing while pretending you actually hit the gym.

Product Features
- Side seams for shape that doesn’t bail after a few washes.
- Self-fabric binding for a clean, finished look.
- Lightweight cotton/poly blend that can take some abuse.
- Fabric blends: Solid colors – 100% cotton; Heather colors – 52% cotton, 48% polyester; Athletic Heather – 90% cotton, 10% polyester; Triblend – 50% polyester, 25% cotton, 25% rayon.
- Meets flammability level requirements (don’t test it, though).

Care Instructions
- Machine wash warm, inside out if you give a damn.
- Non-chlorine bleach only.
- Tumble dry medium.
- Don’t iron the damn graphic.
- It’s a tank, not an excuse to skip arm day.