I Don’t Give a Flying Fuck | Soft AF Tee

Short, sweet, and flying right out the window.

This shirt’s for the days when you’re fresh outta fucks and not even trying to fake it. Loud, bold, and unapologetically done with everyone’s bullshit.

Perfect for office meetings, PTA night, or any time someone says “You should smile more.”

Soft AF Tee
Softer than your ex’s excuses and way more reliable. This unisex Soft AF Tee is lightweight, breathable, and built for all the dumb shit life throws at you—BBQs, league nights, couch naps, or just flipping off your neighbor. It’s the flagship Dirty Ro’s shirt because once you wear it, every other tee feels like sandpaper. Makes a killer gift for birthdays, holidays, or anyone who could use a wardrobe upgrade with a side of attitude.

Product Features
- No side seams, no bulk, no bullshit.
- Ribbed collar that won’t get floppy after a few washes.
- Shoulder tape so it keeps its shape instead of sagging like your buddy’s old recliner.
- Smooth, soft, and ready for abuse.
- Fabric blends: Solid Colors - 100% ring-spun cotton, Heather colors – 35% ring-spun cotton, 65% polyester; Sport Grey & Antique colors – 90% cotton, 10% polyester; Graphite Heather – 50% ring-spun cotton, 50% polyester.
- Ethically made with US cotton (don’t worry, still badass).

Care Instructions
- Machine wash cold, inside out if you give a damn.
- Tumble dry low—don’t fry it.
- Don’t bleach. Don’t dry clean.
- Don’t iron the damn graphic.
- It’s a shirt, not a houseplant.