I Don’t Give a Flying Fuck | V-Neck Tee

Short, sweet, and flying right out the window.

This shirt’s for the days when you’re fresh outta fucks and not even trying to fake it. Loud, bold, and unapologetically done with everyone’s bullshit.

Perfect for office meetings, PTA night, or any time someone says “You should smile more.”

V-Neck Tee
For when you want to look just a little classier while still talking shit. This unisex V-Neck is soft, lightweight, and flattering without trying too hard. Perfect for summer hangs, layering under a hoodie, or making your “I woke up like this” look slightly more believable. It’s comfort, style, and a hint of attitude—all in one cut that works anywhere from BBQs to bar nights.

Product Features
- Soft, breathable, and won’t suffocate you.
- Fabric blend: Solid Colors - Lightweight 100% cotton, Heather colors - 52% cotton, 48% polyester; Athletic Heather - 90% cotton, 10% polyester.
- Modern V-neck fit that looks good without screaming “try-hard.”
- Durable side seams keep it in shape, no matter how many washes.
- Ethically made and Fair Labor Association compliant (don’t worry, still dirty).
- Tear-away label—because scratchy neck tags are for amateurs.

Care Instructions
- Machine wash warm, inside out if you give a damn.
- Tumble dry low, don’t torch it.
- Non-chlorine bleach if you must.
- Don’t iron the damn graphic.
- It’s a shirt, not rocket science.