Dirty Ro's Apparel
I Love Chasing Tail | Crewneck Sweatshirt
I Love Chasing Tail | Crewneck Sweatshirt
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Vintage pin-up meets smart-ass woodland humor. Whether you're into deer season or just down bad for cheeky innuendo, this shirt brings the sass and the smirk.
Perfect for those who appreciate retro curves, double meanings, and a little tail on the side. Just don’t wear it to church unless it’s one of those fun ones.Design description goes here!
Crewneck Sweatshirt
Warm, cozy, and built for lazy Sundays, beer runs, or pretending you’re “just chilling” while silently roasting everyone in the room. This unisex crewneck is heavy enough to keep you from freezing your ass off, but soft enough to live in all day. Perfect for casual nights, cold garages, or gifting to that one friend who refuses to dress like an adult.
Product Features
- Cozy 50/50 cotton/poly blend that handles colder months like a champ.
- Fabric blends: Heather Sport colors – 60% polyester, 40% cotton.
- No side seams for a clean look (and less fabric waste).
- Ribbed knit collar that actually keeps its shape.
- Double-needle stitching where it counts, so it lasts longer than your New Year’s resolutions.
- Ethically produced with US cotton and OEKO-TEX certified dyes.
Care Instructions
- Machine wash cold, inside out if you give a damn.
- Tumble dry low.
- Non-chlorine bleach if you must.
- Don’t iron the damn graphic.
- It’s a sweatshirt, not your emotional support animal.
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 20.00 | 22.01 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 | 39.50 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
