I’m Just Here for the Beer | Everyday Hoodie

Not here to socialize. Not here to help. Not here for your cousin’s acoustic set. Just. Here. For. The. Beer.

This funny beer shirt is the perfect uniform for BBQs, backyard parties, or any situation where the beer is cold and your tolerance for small talk is colder. Great gift idea for beer drinkers, party crashers, and your favorite unapologetic asshole.

Everyday Hoodie
Your new uniform for beer runs, garage hangs, or binge-watching shows you’ll never admit to liking. This midweight fleece hoodie is soft enough to nap in but tough enough to handle late-night bonfires, league nights, or just surviving Monday. Relaxed fit, cozy hood, big-ass pocket—basically everything you need in life except good decisions. Also makes a badass gift for birthdays, holidays, or anyone who lives in hoodies year-round (we see you).

Product Features
- 2-piece jersey-lined hood for warmth and style.
- Relaxed fit with dropped shoulders—casual but not sloppy.
- Pouch pocket big enough for snacks, flasks, or just your hands.
- Sustainable manufacturing certified by OEKO-TEX Standard 100.
- Socially responsible production (FLA + WRAP certified).
- Fabric blend: 80% ring-spun cotton / 20% polyester with 100% cotton face for a soft, premium feel.
- Dark Heather: 50/50 cotton/poly. Sport Grey: 75/25 cotton/poly.
 
Care Instructions
- Machine wash cold, gentle cycle, inside out if you give a damn.
- Tumble dry low.
- Non-chlorine bleach only.
- Don’t dry clean.
- Don’t iron the damn graphic.
- It’s a hoodie, not your security blanket (well… maybe).