I’m Just Here for the Beer | Flask

Not here to socialize. Not here to help. Not here for your cousin’s acoustic set. Just. Here. For. The. Beer.

This funny beer shirt is the perfect uniform for BBQs, backyard parties, or any situation where the beer is cold and your tolerance for small talk is colder. Great gift idea for beer drinkers, party crashers, and your favorite unapologetic asshole.

Flask
Your pocket-sized partner for bad ideas, good stories, and drinks you don’t wanna pay bar prices for. This 6oz stainless steel flask is built for tailgates, concerts, camping trips, or sneaking a little “liquid courage” into family gatherings. Sleek, tough, and just the right size to carry the fun without getting caught (probably). Makes a killer gift for birthdays, graduations, or anyone who thinks hydration should come with a kick.

Product Features
- Stainless steel construction—durable, rust-resistant, and built for trouble.
- Leak-proof lid with a secure seal so your secret stash stays secret.
- Double-wall insulation to keep your pour hot or cold longer.
- Powder-coated finish—sleek, modern, and ready for abuse.
- 6oz capacity—just enough to share, but only if you like them.

Care Instructions
- Hand wash only.
- Don’t microwave (what the hell are you thinking?).
- It’s a flask, not a magic lamp—stop rubbing it.