I’m Just Here for the Beer | Long Sleeve Tee

Not here to socialize. Not here to help. Not here for your cousin’s acoustic set. Just. Here. For. The. Beer.

This funny beer shirt is the perfect uniform for BBQs, backyard parties, or any situation where the beer is cold and your tolerance for small talk is colder. Great gift idea for beer drinkers, party crashers, and your favorite unapologetic asshole.

Long Sleeve Tee
Lightweight, badass, and ready for tailgates, trash talk, or keeping your arms warm when the sun dips. This unisex long sleeve has that perfect vintage feel—soft, comfy, and built for whatever kind of trouble you’re getting into. Rock it solo, layer it under a hoodie, or wear it to remind your buddies who’s boss on league night. Also makes a solid gift for birthdays, holidays, or anyone who appreciates sarcasm with sleeves.

Product Features
- Environmentally-friendly cotton with a thicker vintage feel.
- Seamless tubular knit—less waste, no awkward side seams.
- Elastic ribbed collar that actually holds its shape.
- Shoulder tape to keep it from stretching out like your gym shorts.
- Classic fit that works for damn near everyone.
- Fabric blends: Solid colors – 100% cotton; Safety & Heather colors – 50% cotton, 50% polyester; Sport Grey – 90% cotton, 10% polyester.

Care Instructions
- Machine wash cold, inside out if you give a damn.
- Tumble dry medium heat.
- Non-chlorine bleach only.
- Don’t dry clean.
- Don’t iron the damn graphic.
- It’s a shirt, not a chemistry experiment.