I’m Just Here for the Beer | Soft AF Tee

No small talk. No games. No group photos. This shirt says what we’re all thinking—I’m just here for the damn beer. Perfect for parties, tailgates, bar crawls, or showing up to your buddy’s wedding with a cooler.

The Shirt:
Not your stiff-ass boxy tee. Soft, lightweight, and pre-shrunk to fit right the first time. Holds up through bags, beer spills, and trash talk.

• 100% combed ring-spun cotton (heathers include poly)

• 4.2 oz fabric

• Side-seamed + shoulder-taped

• Made in Guatemala, Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

The Fine Print:
We make this shirt after you order—so it ships slower, but you’re not getting mass-produced junk. No warehouses. No waste. Just fresh, filthy gear.

Care Instructions:
Wash cold. Dry low. Don’t bleach. Don’t iron the damn graphic.
Turn it inside out if you wanna keep it lookin’ good.
It’s a shirt, not a houseplant.