Of Course I Talk to Myself | V-Neck Tee

Of course I talk to myself.

Who else has the credentials to handle my level of BS?

This one’s for the self-aware, the overthinkers, and the people who run full board meetings in their own heads before breakfast. If you’ve ever caught yourself muttering genius under your breath, this shirt is your new uniform.

V-Neck Tee
For when you want to look just a little classier while still talking shit. This unisex V-Neck is soft, lightweight, and flattering without trying too hard. Perfect for summer hangs, layering under a hoodie, or making your “I woke up like this” look slightly more believable. It’s comfort, style, and a hint of attitude—all in one cut that works anywhere from BBQs to bar nights.

Product Features
- Soft, breathable, and won’t suffocate you.
- Fabric blend: Solid Colors - Lightweight 100% cotton, Heather colors - 52% cotton, 48% polyester; Athletic Heather - 90% cotton, 10% polyester.
- Modern V-neck fit that looks good without screaming “try-hard.”
- Durable side seams keep it in shape, no matter how many washes.
- Ethically made and Fair Labor Association compliant (don’t worry, still dirty).
- Tear-away label—because scratchy neck tags are for amateurs.

Care Instructions
- Machine wash warm, inside out if you give a damn.
- Tumble dry low, don’t torch it.
- Non-chlorine bleach if you must.
- Don’t iron the damn graphic.
- It’s a shirt, not rocket science.