Show Me Your Boooooobs | Crewneck Sweatshirt

Trick? Treat? Nah—this one's straight-up trouble.

This haunted double entendre is perfect for Halloween parties, bar crawls, and grown-up mischief. Whether you're feeling spooky, flirty, or just totally inappropriate, this shirt keeps the boos coming.

Warning: May cause ghost-related flashing, laughter, or getting kicked out of Applebee’s.

Crewneck Sweatshirt
Warm, cozy, and built for lazy Sundays, beer runs, or pretending you’re “just chilling” while silently roasting everyone in the room. This unisex crewneck is heavy enough to keep you from freezing your ass off, but soft enough to live in all day. Perfect for casual nights, cold garages, or gifting to that one friend who refuses to dress like an adult.

Product Features
- Cozy 50/50 cotton/poly blend that handles colder months like a champ.
- Fabric blends: Heather Sport colors – 60% polyester, 40% cotton.
- No side seams for a clean look (and less fabric waste).
- Ribbed knit collar that actually keeps its shape.
- Double-needle stitching where it counts, so it lasts longer than your New Year’s resolutions.
- Ethically produced with US cotton and OEKO-TEX certified dyes.

Care Instructions
- Machine wash cold, inside out if you give a damn.
- Tumble dry low.
- Non-chlorine bleach if you must.
- Don’t iron the damn graphic.
- It’s a sweatshirt, not your emotional support animal.