Show Me Your Boooooobs | Flask

Trick? Treat? Nah—this one's straight-up trouble.

This haunted double entendre is perfect for Halloween parties, bar crawls, and grown-up mischief. Whether you're feeling spooky, flirty, or just totally inappropriate, this shirt keeps the boos coming.

Warning: May cause ghost-related flashing, laughter, or getting kicked out of Applebee’s.

Flask
Your pocket-sized partner for bad ideas, good stories, and drinks you don’t wanna pay bar prices for. This 6oz stainless steel flask is built for tailgates, concerts, camping trips, or sneaking a little “liquid courage” into family gatherings. Sleek, tough, and just the right size to carry the fun without getting caught (probably). Makes a killer gift for birthdays, graduations, or anyone who thinks hydration should come with a kick.

Product Features
- Stainless steel construction—durable, rust-resistant, and built for trouble.
- Leak-proof lid with a secure seal so your secret stash stays secret.
- Double-wall insulation to keep your pour hot or cold longer.
- Powder-coated finish—sleek, modern, and ready for abuse.
- 6oz capacity—just enough to share, but only if you like them.

Care Instructions
- Hand wash only.
- Don’t microwave (what the hell are you thinking?).
- It’s a flask, not a magic lamp—stop rubbing it.