Shut Up and Cancel This | Soft AF Tee

Cancel this, cupcake.

Middle fingers up for the outrage Olympics. This old-school toon duo isn’t asking for forgiveness—they’re handing out attitude with a kiss mark and a smirk. Vintage style, zero apologies, and a whole lotta “come cancel me, I fuckin' dare you.”

If you're tired of tiptoeing, this shirt stomps in with muddy boots.

Soft AF Tee
Softer than your ex’s excuses and way more reliable. This unisex Soft AF Tee is lightweight, breathable, and built for all the dumb shit life throws at you—BBQs, league nights, couch naps, or just flipping off your neighbor. It’s the flagship Dirty Ro’s shirt because once you wear it, every other tee feels like sandpaper. Makes a killer gift for birthdays, holidays, or anyone who could use a wardrobe upgrade with a side of attitude.

Product Features
- No side seams, no bulk, no bullshit.
- Ribbed collar that won’t get floppy after a few washes.
- Shoulder tape so it keeps its shape instead of sagging like your buddy’s old recliner.
- Smooth, soft, and ready for abuse.
- Fabric blends: Solid Colors - 100% ring-spun cotton, Heather colors – 35% ring-spun cotton, 65% polyester; Sport Grey & Antique colors – 90% cotton, 10% polyester; Graphite Heather – 50% ring-spun cotton, 50% polyester.
- Ethically made with US cotton (don’t worry, still badass).

Care Instructions
- Machine wash cold, inside out if you give a damn.
- Tumble dry low—don’t fry it.
- Don’t bleach. Don’t dry clean.
- Don’t iron the damn graphic.
- It’s a shirt, not a houseplant.