Stop Staring at My Pumpkins | Crewneck Sweatshirt

Some shirts whisper. This one smirks.

Perfect for fall parties, Halloween bar crawls, or pumpkin patch side-eye season, this funny Halloween shirt brings the boob jokes with bold seasonal flair. Whether you're a fan of playful puns or just enjoy making people snort-laugh at inappropriate moments, this one's a crowd-pleaser.

Pair it with leggings, boots, and an attitude that says “yes, I saw you looking.”

Crewneck Sweatshirt
Warm, cozy, and built for lazy Sundays, beer runs, or pretending you’re “just chilling” while silently roasting everyone in the room. This unisex crewneck is heavy enough to keep you from freezing your ass off, but soft enough to live in all day. Perfect for casual nights, cold garages, or gifting to that one friend who refuses to dress like an adult.

Product Features
- Cozy 50/50 cotton/poly blend that handles colder months like a champ.
- Fabric blends: Heather Sport colors – 60% polyester, 40% cotton.
- No side seams for a clean look (and less fabric waste).
- Ribbed knit collar that actually keeps its shape.
- Double-needle stitching where it counts, so it lasts longer than your New Year’s resolutions.
- Ethically produced with US cotton and OEKO-TEX certified dyes.

Care Instructions
- Machine wash cold, inside out if you give a damn.
- Tumble dry low.
- Non-chlorine bleach if you must.
- Don’t iron the damn graphic.
- It’s a sweatshirt, not your emotional support animal.