Stop Staring at My Pumpkins | Everyday Hoodie

Some shirts whisper. This one smirks.

Perfect for fall parties, Halloween bar crawls, or pumpkin patch side-eye season, this funny Halloween shirt brings the boob jokes with bold seasonal flair. Whether you're a fan of playful puns or just enjoy making people snort-laugh at inappropriate moments, this one's a crowd-pleaser.

Pair it with leggings, boots, and an attitude that says “yes, I saw you looking.”

Everyday Hoodie
Your new uniform for beer runs, garage hangs, or binge-watching shows you’ll never admit to liking. This midweight fleece hoodie is soft enough to nap in but tough enough to handle late-night bonfires, league nights, or just surviving Monday. Relaxed fit, cozy hood, big-ass pocket—basically everything you need in life except good decisions. Also makes a badass gift for birthdays, holidays, or anyone who lives in hoodies year-round (we see you).

Product Features
- 2-piece jersey-lined hood for warmth and style.
- Relaxed fit with dropped shoulders—casual but not sloppy.
- Pouch pocket big enough for snacks, flasks, or just your hands.
- Sustainable manufacturing certified by OEKO-TEX Standard 100.
- Socially responsible production (FLA + WRAP certified).
- Fabric blend: 80% ring-spun cotton / 20% polyester with 100% cotton face for a soft, premium feel.
- Dark Heather: 50/50 cotton/poly. Sport Grey: 75/25 cotton/poly.
 
Care Instructions
- Machine wash cold, gentle cycle, inside out if you give a damn.
- Tumble dry low.
- Non-chlorine bleach only.
- Don’t dry clean.
- Don’t iron the damn graphic.
- It’s a hoodie, not your security blanket (well… maybe).