Straight Outta Fucks | Soft AF Tee

For when your tank is empty and your patience is on strike. This bold graphic makes it crystal clear—you're done, over it, and not taking requests. Inspired by old-school rap vibes and new-school apathy, this one’s made for Mondays, meetings, and messy group chats.

The Shirt:

Not your stiff-ass boxy tee. Soft, lightweight, and pre-shrunk to fit right the first time. Holds up through bags, beer spills, and trash talk.

• 100% combed ring-spun cotton (heathers include poly)
• 4.2 oz fabric
• Side-seamed + shoulder-taped
• Made in Guatemala, Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

The Fine Print:

We make this shirt after you order—so it ships slower, but you’re not getting mass-produced junk. No warehouses. No waste. Just fresh, filthy gear.

Care Instructions:

Wash cold. Dry low. Don’t bleach. Don’t iron the damn graphic.

Turn it inside out if you wanna keep it lookin’ good.

It’s a shirt, not a houseplant.