The Beatings Will Continue Until Morale Improves | Soft AF Tee

A classic line straight from the trenches of military humor. Perfect for anyone who’s served under “motivational” leadership or survived the kind of pep talks that come with a steel-toe. Wear it, laugh about it, and maybe trigger a few flashbacks.

The Shirt:

This ain’t your average stiff, boxy tee. It’s soft, lightweight, and pre-shrunk to fit right from day one. Built to hold up through bag tosses, beer spills, and trash talk.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (heathers include polyester)
• 4.2 oz fabric weight
• Side-seamed + shoulder-taped
• Made in Guatemala, Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

The Fine Print:

Each shirt is made just for you after you order. That means it ships a bit slower, but you’re not getting mass-produced junk. No warehouses. No waste. Just fresh, filthy gear made on demand.

Care Instructions:

Wash cold. Dry low. Don’t bleach. Don’t iron the damn graphic.

Turn it inside out if you wanna keep it lookin’ badass.

It’s a shirt, not a houseplant.