The Price Ain’t Right | Long Sleeve Tee

A twisted throwback for anyone fed up with the participation trophy generation. Inspired by a certain silver-haired game show host (you know the one), this shirt is for the bold few who believe some parents should’ve lost the Showcase Showdown. It’s not subtle. It’s not nice. It’s exactly the kind of shirt that gets knowing smirks, side-eyes, and the occasional “Did they really…?” And yeah—we really did.

The Shirt:

This ain’t your average stiff, boxy tee. It’s soft, lightweight, and pre-shrunk to fit right from day one. Built to hold up through bag tosses, beer spills, and trash talk.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (heathers include polyester)
• 4.2 oz fabric weight
• Side-seamed + shoulder-taped
• Made in Guatemala, Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

The Fine Print:
Each shirt is made just for you after you order. That means it ships a bit slower, but you’re not getting mass-produced junk. No warehouses. No waste. Just fresh, filthy gear made on demand.

Care Instructions:
Wash cold. Dry low. Don’t bleach. Don’t iron the damn graphic.
Turn it inside out if you wanna keep it lookin’ badass.
It’s a shirt, not a houseplant.