Whelp… Back to Work, Suckers! | Flask

Ain’t that how it always goes?

This one’s a middle finger to the performative “rebranding” crowd — dragging classic icons to the unemployment line while the real clowns walk free.

Wear it if you're over fake outrage, revisionist bandwagons, and corporate hypocrisy.

Flask
Your pocket-sized partner for bad ideas, good stories, and drinks you don’t wanna pay bar prices for. This 6oz stainless steel flask is built for tailgates, concerts, camping trips, or sneaking a little “liquid courage” into family gatherings. Sleek, tough, and just the right size to carry the fun without getting caught (probably). Makes a killer gift for birthdays, graduations, or anyone who thinks hydration should come with a kick.

Product Features
- Stainless steel construction—durable, rust-resistant, and built for trouble.
- Leak-proof lid with a secure seal so your secret stash stays secret.
- Double-wall insulation to keep your pour hot or cold longer.
- Powder-coated finish—sleek, modern, and ready for abuse.
- 6oz capacity—just enough to share, but only if you like them.

Care Instructions
- Hand wash only.
- Don’t microwave (what the hell are you thinking?).
- It’s a flask, not a magic lamp—stop rubbing it.