Whelp… Back to Work, Suckers! | Long Sleeve Tee

Ain’t that how it always goes?

This one’s a middle finger to the performative “rebranding” crowd — dragging classic icons to the unemployment line while the real clowns walk free.

Wear it if you're over fake outrage, revisionist bandwagons, and corporate hypocrisy.

Long Sleeve Tee
Lightweight, badass, and ready for tailgates, trash talk, or keeping your arms warm when the sun dips. This unisex long sleeve has that perfect vintage feel—soft, comfy, and built for whatever kind of trouble you’re getting into. Rock it solo, layer it under a hoodie, or wear it to remind your buddies who’s boss on league night. Also makes a solid gift for birthdays, holidays, or anyone who appreciates sarcasm with sleeves.

Product Features
- Environmentally-friendly cotton with a thicker vintage feel.
- Seamless tubular knit—less waste, no awkward side seams.
- Elastic ribbed collar that actually holds its shape.
- Shoulder tape to keep it from stretching out like your gym shorts.
- Classic fit that works for damn near everyone.
- Fabric blends: Solid colors – 100% cotton; Safety & Heather colors – 50% cotton, 50% polyester; Sport Grey – 90% cotton, 10% polyester.

Care Instructions
- Machine wash cold, inside out if you give a damn.
- Tumble dry medium heat.
- Non-chlorine bleach only.
- Don’t dry clean.
- Don’t iron the damn graphic.
- It’s a shirt, not a chemistry experiment.