Whelp… Back to Work, Suckers! | Tank Top

Ain’t that how it always goes?

This one’s a middle finger to the performative “rebranding” crowd — dragging classic icons to the unemployment line while the real clowns walk free.

Wear it if you're over fake outrage, revisionist bandwagons, and corporate hypocrisy.

Tank Top
For cornhole tourneys, garage days, beach beers, or showing off tattoos you may or may not regret—this unisex tank is lightweight, breathable, and built for summer-level shenanigans. It’s the kind of top that makes you forget sleeves were ever a thing. A solid pick for BBQs, bar nights, or just flexing while pretending you actually hit the gym.

Product Features
- Side seams for shape that doesn’t bail after a few washes.
- Self-fabric binding for a clean, finished look.
- Lightweight cotton/poly blend that can take some abuse.
- Fabric blends: Solid colors – 100% cotton; Heather colors – 52% cotton, 48% polyester; Athletic Heather – 90% cotton, 10% polyester; Triblend – 50% polyester, 25% cotton, 25% rayon.
- Meets flammability level requirements (don’t test it, though).

Care Instructions
- Machine wash warm, inside out if you give a damn.
- Non-chlorine bleach only.
- Tumble dry medium.
- Don’t iron the damn graphic.
- It’s a tank, not an excuse to skip arm day.