Whelp… Back to Work, Suckers! | V-Neck Tee

Ain’t that how it always goes?

This one’s a middle finger to the performative “rebranding” crowd — dragging classic icons to the unemployment line while the real clowns walk free.

Wear it if you're over fake outrage, revisionist bandwagons, and corporate hypocrisy. 

V-Neck Tee
For when you want to look just a little classier while still talking shit. This unisex V-Neck is soft, lightweight, and flattering without trying too hard. Perfect for summer hangs, layering under a hoodie, or making your “I woke up like this” look slightly more believable. It’s comfort, style, and a hint of attitude—all in one cut that works anywhere from BBQs to bar nights.

Product Features
- Soft, breathable, and won’t suffocate you.
- Fabric blend: Solid Colors - Lightweight 100% cotton, Heather colors - 52% cotton, 48% polyester; Athletic Heather - 90% cotton, 10% polyester.
- Modern V-neck fit that looks good without screaming “try-hard.”
- Durable side seams keep it in shape, no matter how many washes.
- Ethically made and Fair Labor Association compliant (don’t worry, still dirty).
- Tear-away label—because scratchy neck tags are for amateurs.

Care Instructions
- Machine wash warm, inside out if you give a damn.
- Tumble dry low, don’t torch it.
- Non-chlorine bleach if you must.
- Don’t iron the damn graphic.
- It’s a shirt, not rocket science.